heartless:

It’s annoying when you are fucking fed up with someone’s shit but you don’t want to start something so you have to pretend like you don’t care

Possibly getting drunk with my friends at the free today, maybe yes idk

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

squidnship:

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.

There’d be dragons everywhere. Dragons have to eat. We’d all be dead.

we’d arrange sacrifices of humans

starting with you

damonallbran:

preliminaires:

neugenics:

badafro:

ohmygustavsson:

pregnancy begins when you look at a boy

pregnancy begins when you hear the word boy

pregnancy begins

the dark pregnancy 

the dark pregnancy rises

(Source: ameowlia)

rnedia:

i don’t understand why it’s illegal to have sex with a miner they provide us with coal and electricity they deserve a little fun

(Source: drarna)

alextimmons:

platonicteamugs:

summerliketheseason:

make-sweetlove:

• Classy women.
• Guys being gentlemen.
• cute ass relationships.

• Racism
• Sexism
• Homophobia
• Illness
• Segregation
• Cold War
• Constant threat of nuclear war

But I mean the vintage bombshelters are sooo totally cute

WHY IS THAT NOT A REAL BOOK

(Source: ourlovestheperfectcrimee)