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It’s annoying when you are fucking fed up with someone’s shit but you don’t want to start something so you have to pretend like you don’t care
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if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.
There’d be dragons everywhere. Dragons have to eat. We’d all be dead.
we’d arrange sacrifices of humans
starting with you
pregnancy begins when you look at a boy
pregnancy begins when you hear the word boy
the dark pregnancy
the dark pregnancy rises
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Helena Bonham Carter said she found kissing Woody Allen “offensive”:
He tells you up front certain ways of kissing he does not want. No exchange of liquid is permitted. It can be a bit offensive because he makes no effort at all.”
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i don’t understand why it’s illegal to have sex with a miner they provide us with coal and electricity they deserve a little fun
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- Classy women.
- Guys being gentlemen.
- cute ass relationships.
- Cold War
- Constant threat of nuclear war
But I mean the vintage bombshelters are sooo totally cute
WHY IS THAT NOT A REAL BOOK
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